Marty Feldman the comedian said: ‘The pen is mightier than the sword… and considerably easier to write with.’
Well… we’re all entitled to our own processes: mine involves using a sword to inscribe horoscopes onto logs that get shipped to my editor! It’s not ‘easy’ work, but she gets free firewood!
Today is about making communication more fun. Expect the unexpected! And reasons to smile!
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OSCAR CAINER: Today is about making communication more fun. Expect the unexpected! And reasons to smile!
ARIES
March 21 – April 20
TV talent shows where the audience gets to vote on who stays (and who goes) get high viewing figures.
Watching from our sofas, even if we don’t pick up the phone or vote online, we feel involved with the decision-making process. Our opinion counts. In contrast, in our day-to-day life it can feel as if no one cares what we think and like.
Yet in your world now, someone is focusing intently on what you’re saying. And it’s making you doubt what you know. But don’t. You deserve the respect you’re receiving. Enjoy it.
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TAURUS
April 21 – May 21
You know that feeling when you’ve got to the end of a movie or a book? The world you’ve been immersed in has disappeared and you’ve got no choice but to adjust and deal with reality?
You might well experience a similar experience today. As your ruler, Venus, links to innovative Uranus, a stroke of insight brings the clarity to see how to deal with a long-running saga. Hooray.
Whatever happens next, not only will it be more engaging; it will suit your character. And the coming plotline has just enough of the right kind of drama.
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GEMINI
May 22 – June 22
How did you end up in your current position? Who’s to blame? What’s gone wrong? Stop! Just because things haven’t worked out as you expected doesn’t mean there’s a problem.
You’re still adapting to a different set of circumstances; it’s too early to judge them as being unsatisfactory. Yes, there are challenges. But today, your ruler’s link with lucky Jupiter brings a different perspective.
You’re more than capable of dealing with the problems you face. And the satisfaction you gain will be more than enough to spur you onwards.
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CANCER
June 23 – July 23
You’re in unfamiliar territory; heading in a new direction and engaging with someone (or something) you never expected to engage with. No wonder you’re feeling a bit discombobulated.
Yet although part of you feels nervous, another part recognises that you’re making progress on a path of growth and self-development. It’s impossible to spend life thinking the same thoughts and feeling the same emotions; exploring new landscapes is healthy and right. You’ve got the support you need. This is going to be good.
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LEO
July 24 – August 23
Rather than thinking about what you can do, try thinking about what you want to do. As Mercury (in your sign) links to Jupiter, not only do you have choice, you’ve got power. Which means it’s worth carefully considering your options.
Sometimes, we limit our choices because it makes choosing easier. Don’t do that!
Today, the first opportunity won’t necessarily be the best one. And the most obvious solution might not be as ideal as it looks. If you’re prepared to dig deep, you’ll find alternatives that lead to great results.
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VIRGO
August 24 – September 23
Are you labouring under a misapprehension? Is your current hope way off target? Definitely not. You’ll have to make adjustments along the way, but your idea is excellent.
And you’ll be able to adapt as you make progress. The link between your ruler and lucky Jupiter brings a boost of self-confidence that enables you to set your worries aside.
Rather than focusing on your objectives, concentrate on what’s actually unfolding. When you apply your energy to the tasks at hand, you’ll start to see proof that you’re on the right path.
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LIBRA
September 24 – October 23
Developing a thick skin and being immune to criticism sounds appealing. Whereas the idea of being so thin-skinned that you react to the slightest provocation doesn’t.
But in an ideal world, we need to find a balance between these two extremes. It’s not about deciding to toughen up forever. Or choosing to long-term sacrifice your own needs for someone else’s.
If you’re facing a difficult decision, remember that you’re only making a choice to suit today’s circumstances. The Venus/Uranus link promises exciting options ahead.
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SCORPIO
October 24 – November 22
What was the problem with Achilles’ heel? Were there no podiatrists around to help him strengthen his weak spot and make him invincible?
But then again, if he hadn’t had a weak spot, he wouldn’t have achieved eternal fame! The reality is that we all have our vulnerabilities.
And sometimes, they have hidden blessings. If we found a cure, we’d lose an aspect of our sensibility, which would affect our ability to relate to others. You’d like to alter a tricky aspect of your life. But within it lies a gift that brings great strength.
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SAGITTARIUS
November 23 – December 21
‘Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom.’ This ancient saying makes a very good point.
We tend to associate great success with clever thinking. We consider people who’ve ‘made it’ to have made wise choices. But maybe, they just got lucky. If we spent time with them, we might realise that they don’t know much worth knowing.
You know what you want to achieve. And with today’s link between Mercury and your ruler bringing luck into your world, with determination you can make progress towards attaining it. Go on!
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CAPRICORN
December 22 – January 20
Throughout history, animals have been bred to serve human needs. Think of huge Shire horses used to help plough the fields. And camels, which traverse the desert carrying their own water supply.
But we also adapt to the demands of the people around us and our workload. Your reputation as a problem-solver has led to you developing broad shoulders; you’ve got so used to carrying a lot you don’t notice the toll it’s taking.
Today’s opportunity has your name on it. You’ll need to put something down to be able to seize it.
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AQUARIUS
January 21 – February 19
It was, apparently, US statesman Benjamin Franklin who said ‘the only certainties are death and taxes.’
When it comes to predicting what’s going to happen with absolute certainty, he’s got a point! Yet as someone whose job involves looking to the future, I can confidently predict that yours contains lots to get excited about.
And as Venus links to your ruler today, so can you! Here comes an event that opens a portal into a more positive mindset. You can shake off a sense of pessimism, and look to the future with more hope.
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PISCES
February 20 – March 20
Goji berries are a superfood. Nightshade berries are poisonous. Fine. No one’s going to throw any of the latter into a blender to make a smoothie! But they bear a close resemblance to one another.
Which highlights the fact that some things look the same, but have very different consequences. Now, let’s look at the choice you face. You’re trying to differentiate between similar-looking scenarios.
You feel as if one will be beneficial, and the other detrimental. But, unlike the berries, both options have their advantages. Relax.
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